Saturday, February 6, 2016

Hair care

By: Mrs. Olivia Dale

tomato juice helps if you had an unfortunate mishap with a skunk
"A woman's hair is her crowning glory. We have all heard it said, and it is true. We must all take care of our hair, for it is our crown, because we don't want to be bald! Washing our hair is very important, we don't want it to look like duck grease, now do we? Wash your hair thoroughly with Rolling Reliable's official Hair Wash Shampoo. It works wonders, and it smells so too. It has a fragrant smell, and you can buy any perfume of your choice at Lawson's General Store, Avonlea. If you encounter an episode with a skunk, no matter how much of Rolling Reliable's hair wash shampoo you put on your head, the horrid smell will not get the odor to wash off. The secret is tomato juice- yes, tomato juice. But, your clothes reek too, so burn them. :) (How unfortunate if it's your best Sunday dress. Well, nobody would want to sit next to you anyway in the church pew. So just get over it, there will be many more dresses than the one you've just burned.)

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